Who was expecting green on the inside? Not me.
Kiwano MELON? More like Kiwano CRAP. Man, this was bad. The taste is like an amplified cucumber, but imagine your amplified cucumber taste in the form of grapefruit. And instead of the juice in those little, elongated capsules, the consistency is more like, well, snot.
Too bad I wasn't born a Kiwano Melon. Only in this community would my adult acne be accepted as quintessential beauty.
Now go carve your turkey...
Like a deer caught in headlights...
Just because Halloween is over doesn't mean the fruit carving has to stop...
In the continued spirit of Halloween...
And you might say this is also in the continued spirit of Halloween.
Related Post: Happy October
On a lighter note, it's October. As I crave the Midwest apple cider, here's a throwback to the German times: