I'm thinking about becoming a pharmacist AND a scientologist. Just think of the salary I'll make for doing nothing because my job is against my religion...
Heh, or you could perscribe stuff, and then feel guilty about it, hook yourself up to a machine, and then zoom, all better! The magic machines take away your guilt. Thank you L. Ron Hubbard! I remember when Rob and I went into the scientology building in D.C. Them: "We can bring your personality score from a 3 to a 10!!" Us: "Ten of what?" Them:"..." Us: "We came in for donuts. But as you don't have any, see ya."
Heh, or you could perscribe stuff, and then feel guilty about it, hook yourself up to a machine, and then zoom, all better! The magic machines take away your guilt. Thank you L. Ron Hubbard!
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Them: "We can bring your personality score from a 3 to a 10!!"
Us: "Ten of what?"
Them:"..."
Us: "We came in for donuts. But as you don't have any, see ya."
I like this. All you would have to do all day is say, "Vitamins are that way."
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