Express Lane Combinations

A friend of mine used to be a cashier at the grocery store and when I asked her what the weirdest combination of items was that she scanned, she said without hesitation, "Neosporin and Cheetos."

So Ryan and I have been thinking of funny combinations including:

1. Five bottles of Coke and some Fruity Pebbles
2. Five 2-liters of Mountain Dew, some diapers, and a road map
3. A pack of mild Italian sausages and a tub of vaseline
4. Habanero peppers and Preparation-H
5. Vaseline, Preparation-H, and a mop
6. A can of Pork 'n Beans and a lighter
7. A pack of suet (because you just reeeeally want to feed the birds)
   

It's by no means a novel exercise and seems to fall into various categories of humor...mostly bathroom and sexual. Though I think Preparation-H or ointments in general could hold their own category. I just like the non-verbal stories they tell.