Let us not fight, The Onion. After perusing your site a little further, I noticed your Hurricane Katrina Matching Fund where you match the Red Cross donations of your readers up to $100,000 and that's, like, great (though I think you should go ahead and donate the full $100,000 anyway). I'll think of it as me donating my idea to an organization willing to donate to the Red Cross and the Big Easy. And those other affected/ignored Southern states. And then donating all 2 of my readers to your Matching Fund, assuming they visit my site before this whole deal between you and the Red Cross expires.
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