"On the issue of wearing glasses, I'm afraid I can't respond, since cases involving eyeglasses are likely to come before the court in the future. I can't possibly answer your questions because then I'd have to recuse myself from deciding any case where the defendant, the plaintiff or one of the lawyers might be wearing glasses and/or contacts with or without saline solution."-- Judge John Roberts
HA! That's great. No wonder he's a shoe-in, eh?