Tuesday, September 13, 2005

On Roberts' Contacts...

For the love of god! Someone please pass the guy some saline solution or something! Or switch to semi-permeable soft lenses! Or just...just use your glasses, man!


  1. "On the issue of wearing glasses, I'm afraid I can't respond, since cases involving eyeglasses are likely to come before the court in the future. I can't possibly answer your questions because then I'd have to recuse myself from deciding any case where the defendant, the plaintiff or one of the lawyers might be wearing glasses and/or contacts with or without saline solution."

    -- Judge John Roberts

  2. HA! That's great. No wonder he's a shoe-in, eh?