Thursday, October 19, 2006

Sting Rays Declare War

Dude. When Steve Irwin was killed last month by the sting ray, marine biologists assured us that it was a freak accident and that events like these are "extraordinarily rare." But when a sting ray jumps up out of the water onto your boat, walks over, and stabs you in the chest? That is some hos-til-i-ty! (sing song voice)

Now all we need to do is figure out what religion to use against them and hope they don't start using the "ray" part of their name.

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