Airport Security

A guy at the airport tried to bring a gas-powered leaf blower through.

"Let's see...I can only bring 8 oz. of shampoo on board...but I have a
sneaky suspicion that I'll get my leaf blower and its tiny canister of
gasoline right through."

Even funnier is imagining a terrorist taking a plane hostage with
their leaf blower. Note to self: fight back with my seat's personal
air vent.

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